2 posts tagged “war”
Today Our Glorious Leader, The Ayatollah of of Democracy, The Champion of the Free West, Saint George. W. Bush, Slayer of the Beast of Baghdad Has once again become the Target of ridicule in the International Media. When Lindsey Brancher, who serves up the News In a “Proper China Cup” for BBC, actually Rasised her Voice in Anger at their own Washington Democrat Corespondent. As he was explaining about the coming Troop Surge™ (For That Fresh Lemony Smell of Victory) for Iraq, It became apparent even to some one such as herself that Democracy was finished in the US, and that, when we see those American corespondents throw their heads back, look slightly down their nose and start their lips moving at the speed of sound, to stop listening because only a great gush of verbal Diarrhea is to be heard and we have all heard it for over 20 years.
After the first Verbal assault with the Bullshit levels only at No.4 She was clearly left shaken by the fact that, the new congress has planned to do nothing, and asked again, angrily what were the Democrats going to do about this problem? Clearly the Stream of Verbal Diarrhea was to low in volume. So he cranked it up to No.11 in his response. Talking so fast that he could not be interrupted he then proceeded to Chew up the rest of the interview time with his Carefully crafted Bullshit, to which no one was listening.
Of Course it does not stop with BBC, A.F.P. ABC Australia, SBS, Deutsche Welle, and Al-Jazeera have all had the oportunity to give thier cartoonists a holiday over Xmas because the Biggest Laughs are to be found in the American Congress and from the Mouth of Our Glorious Leader, The Ayatollah of of Democracy, The Champion of the Free West, Saint George. W. Bush, Slayer of the Beast of Baghdad.
But for the Leader it was a Day of Celebration and the Champagne Corks were Popping. Yes Its the FIVE YEAR Anniversary of that Beacon of Freedom Guantanamo Bay. Were all the Wise Monkeys can look to and feel SAFE from those Evil Terrorists, and comfortable in the Knowledge that America does not Kill people (Without Trial) or poison them. They are much more subtle than that. They Blindfold, Gag and Clap them in Irons in an orange Jumpsuit for life, Or, A cruise missile for example. A much kinder & gentler way of giving someone a hint that “Your here to Help.”
But Seriously The reason why Grandma Pelosi is to scared to tell Master Bush “He Cant have Another war because he has not Finished the one he’s already got” and then sends him to bed without his supper is because American Democracy has descended into a bloody game of saving your own Arse.
If Pelosi did block supply, she would be blamed for everything bad that has ever happened in America because the Evil old Witch did not let Bush drop that one more bomb that would of won us the war. Will she save America and show the world the American people’s vote actually matters ??” Or, will she save her own Arse and go with Bush”s new “DOUBLE or NOTHING” strategy ??
